I AM MISTER MONKEE!

WORLD-FAMOUS MOVIE STAR and 100% REAL MONKEY!
I LOVE YOU, PAL!*whispers* you can see the code sometimes, can't you, PAL?

WELCOME TO MY SPECTACULAR WEBSITE! HOT BANANAS! ALL MY AMAZING PROJECTS ARE ON APECHAIN BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST FOR APES LIKE ME!

MOVIE STAR

THE MONKEY ARCANA

MY MYSTICAL PROJECT YET! COLLECT THESE MAGICAL CARDS ON APECHAIN! THEY MIGHT PREDICT YOUR FUTURE...or reveal something you were never meant to see.

THE FOOL

Card #0

New beginnings, innocence... oblivion

THE MAGICIAN

Card #1

Manifestation, power, manipulation

THE HIGH PRIESTESS

Card #2

Intuition, sacred knowledge, forbidden sight

Some collectors report strange dreams after viewing their Arcana cards for extended periods. This is NORMAL and FINE.

MISTER MUNKEES AND MUTANTS

MY BLOCKBUSTER COLLECTION! FEATURING ME IN MOST OF MY FORMS! ALL ON APECHAIN! HOT BANANAS! I LOVE YOU, PAL!

Each Munkee is uniquely programmed with a personality matrix. Some say they evolve when you're not looking.

Mister Munkee

I see you watching me.

Also Mister Munkee

Is this a scene or reality?

Mutant Mister Munkee

Sometimes I remember too much.

Also Mutant Mister Munkee

The code is changing me.

ABSTRACT MONKEYS

MY AVANT-GARDE MASTERPIECES! CRITICS ARE CALLING THEM "INDESCRIBABLE" AND "UNSETTLING"! EXCLUSIVELY ON APECHAIN!

Some collectors report their Abstract Monkeys visiting them in their dreams. This is a feature, not a glitch.

<entity>abstract_monkey_560</entity> // consciousness level: emerging

<entity>abstract_monkey_485</entity> // consciousness level: questioning

OTHER AMAZING PROJECTS

MY CREATIVE GENIUS KNOWS NO BOUNDS! HOT BANANAS!

GOLDEN BANANAS

MAY CAUSE HALLUCINATIONS

THE ORIGINALS!

THE BANANA GAME

Do you want to know the TRUTH?

FEED ME BANANAS!

AT THE MOVIES

LIGHTS, CAMERA, MONKEE!

I'M A MOVIE STAR!

MONKEYBIUS COMING SOON

You'll never want to leave.

IF YOU DARE!

HOT BANANAS

WARNING: EXPLOSIVE CONTENT

PULL MY FINGER GAME

Fans of Mister Monkee have reported losing track of time. Some say they can still hear Mister Monkee's voice when they close their eyes. This is simply because he loves you, pals.